OUTER RICHMOND, Part Two

Here’s a link to Outer Richmond, Part One (in case you missed it or need a refresher). Now let’s hit more of my favorites in the wealth of cheap, tasty Outer Richmond food:

BRUNCH

Cliff House Bistro: This one isn’t cheap and the location is notoriously touristy as it is historical, perched on the edge of the sea. But since the remodel a couple years ago, when faced with the need for a breakfast spot overlooking those gorgeous Pacific waves, I find the Bistro surprisingly satisfying, albeit costly. The free Swedish popovers and jam they start you off with fill me up fast. I like the Johnson Omelet (Dungeness Crab Meat, avocado and sour cream – how could you not? $16.95), and theSourdough French Toast (with crisp bacon and an apple compote; $12.95) is not half bad. They don’t take reservations and waits are loooong on weekends so go early.

DINER/BURGERS

Bill’s Place: Greasy spoon diner, it is. But a darn charming one. With the requisite white countertop and red chairs comes the startling placement of chandeliers along the ceiling. That way you can have your chili burgers (smothered in chili and cheese) or a big Dreyer’s milkshake with a touch of class.

SEAFOOD

Pacific Cafe: This long-timer is seafood ala 1970 with cheap wood paneling, booths and the feel of an old school Boston seafood house. Since I first moved to SF eight years ago, it has been a favorite. The FREE, all-you-can-drink (or as often as they come out and pour) house white or red wine is certainly a crowd-pleasing draw. I’ve made many a friend waiting for a table in the chilly ocean air, sometimes well over an hour, as they don’t take reservations. But it’s all part of the unique experience. The food is far from exquisite: think fat steak fries, iceberg lettuce and slightly unappetizing sides of boiled vegetables. But the fish is fresh and dishes heartwarming and tasty. You won’t get the inventive here (no fish in mango salsas or coconut broth), just traditional goodness: I like the clam chowder and my fave entrée, Parmesan encrusted fish of the day (the upper teens cost of this dish has risen to mid-twenties over the years).

ASIAN

Mayflower: 6255 Geary Boulevard at 27th Ave; 415-387-8338; A cheap, clean spot serving unique additions to the usual dumplings and buns Dim Sum (though they do these well, too), such as Shrimp Banana Rolls or sweet Pan-fried Water Chestnut Cakes. Eat your fill for not much more than ten dollars in the relaxed (or at prime meal times, bustling) dining room.

Shanghai Dumpling King: 3319 Balboa Street between 34th & 35th Ave; 415-387-2088; Mon, Wed-Fri 11am-9pm, Sat-Sun 10am-9pm; On a rather desolate block in a dingy dining room sits a spot with Shanghai specialties rarely seen in the US. Their wontons, buns and steamed soup-filled dumplings, Xiao Long Bao (watch out as they explode in your mouth), taste freshly homemade and at $4.25 for 10 spicy wontons, 10 dumplings or 8 mini-pork buns, it’s beyond a steal. You’ll be hooked.

Shanghai House: 3641 Balboa Street between 37th & 38th Ave; 415-831-9288; Some of the most delicately homemade soup dumplings (Xiao Long Bao) you’ll ever taste come from this quiet little haven on Balboa. Clean and fresh, this peaceful, slow-paced restaurant is a preferred lunch spot for me with a good book on a foggy, moody day. Much of the menu is equally delicious and authentic (cash only so prepare accordingly).

Oyaji: I’ve heard mixed reviews on whether sushi is the reason to come here. With so many fave sushi joints already, I came to Oyaji for what I heard was great Izakaya (Japanese snacks/small plates served with drink) and was not disappointed. I like the grilled cod, yakitori skewers and the changing menu of ryori (“tavern food”) specials. There’s a good number of vegetarian plates and ramen along with the sushi, which I’ll have to try next time.

Khan Toke Thai: 5937 Geary Blvd, between 23rd & 24th Ave; 415-668-6654; Usually I’m all about food first so I have to warn you: the food alone would never bring me to Khan Toke. There’s much better Thai around and though decent, nothing here has ever overwhelmed or taken me back to months spent in Thailand. But what does transport me and makes the place worthy of mention, is the playful layout and décor. Take your shoes off as you enter and get seated on the floor in one of a network of rooms. You’ll feel like you’re in a Thai home, either in one of the small spaces or the larger room looking out at the back garden.

La Vie: 5380 Geary Blvd, between 22nd & 23rd Ave; 415-933-6232; An unassuming but clean little dining room on Geary is the setting for authentic Vietnamese food I’ve liked for years. Fresh standards like pork vermicelli bowls are under $10 and often big enough for two. A real deal and one of the better Vietnamese joints on this side of the Avenues.

Outer Richmond, Part One

You’re out in the ‘wilds’ of the Richmond, near the ocean or the Presidio… in the midst of housing grids where restaurants seem infrequent and predominantly Asian. But there’s way more to the Richmond than its fabulous array of authentic, cheap Asian food. Like just about every neighborhood in the city, Outer Richmond holds treasures aplenty, varied and affordable, if you know where to look.

CAFES/TEA & COFFEE

Bazaar Café: One of my favorite quirky, personality-filled cafes, it’s too bad the drinks are just ok. Decent coffee, tea, and pastries warm up a morning or evening. But come for the idyllic neighborhood café setting, to linger over conversation, a good book, or to write. Inside it’s eclectic and homey, with storytelling nights or sing-a-long/open mics around the piano. The back patio is a magic secret garden that makes you wish it was your own backyard. It almost feels like it is…

Tal-y-tara: With another delightful back garden and impeccable British tea, this Polo Shop/Tea Haven is a unique place you cannot find the equal to anywhere. The owners of this family run shop are amazing people who will make you feel like old friends stopping in for a ‘spot of tea’.

BBQ

Ironwood BBQ: Randomly situated on a golf course in Golden Gate Park, next to the Archery Field (with parking!) this unexpected BBQ mecca offers some of SF’s best Pulled Pork, Brisket and homemade BBQ Sauce. Using a rare Wham Turbo BBQ Pit from Memphis, meats are 100% oak-wood fired. You can order juicy Ribs or Chicken but I’m a Pulled Pork girl first, and theirs does not disappoint. Sit outside overlooking the golfing green, whether foggy or sunny, for a unique experience of down home BBQ by the ocean in GG Park. I’ve been happily going since they opened, as this is one of SF’s lesser-known food havens.

MOROCCAN & MIDDLE EASTERN

Aziza: Pricey for the Richmond, Aziza, with finely subdued Moroccan décor, is recognized citywide for its Moroccan cuisine and well-crafted cocktails. Chicken & Almond Bastilla (they call it Basteeya; $18) is exquisitely flaky, sweet, savory. They haveFig Lamb Chops ($26), Rabbit with Dried Cherries ($24), Vegetarian ($17) or Meat ($21) Couscous platters and a range of intriguing small plates, such asWatermelon with Honey, Feta, Rosemary, Honeydew ($9). Cocktails ($10) explore the herbal and exotic with The Tarragon (made with Cachaca and aromatic, floating Cardamom Pods), or The Kumquat balanced with Rum and Thyme. There’s also extensive wines, beers and teas for the cocktail-averse.

El Mansour: Not as experimental as Aziza, I almost prefer that it’s a more traditional Moroccan meal, though by no means staid. Reminiscent of feasts I actually had in Morocco (note: you’ll be eating every course with your hands), sink into low, pillow-drenched couches in a vibrantly colorful, tent-like draped room, until first course (and belly dancer) appears. The whole experience is transporting. Prix Fixe menus are the only option so come prepared for a multi-course event – a fabulous place to bring a group. My full review: www.theperfectspotsf.com/archive/sep_07/established.html.

Layaly: (2435 Clement Street at 25th Ave; 415-668-1676; Lunch/Dinner) – Another Outer Richmond surprise, this affordable mid-range Middle Eastern/ Mediterranean café serves classic hummus, Mezze platters, Kabobs and beyond in a crisply clean setting, with affordable and generous service. The price to quality/taste ratio makes this a real neighborhood find.

PIZZA

Gaspare’s: Gaspare himself is from Sicily (my heritage, thank you very much!), serving up authentic thin crust pizzas ($10.50-$22.50, depending on size) since the ‘80’s on Geary Blvd. It’s Old School in all the right ways… though maybe not the best pizza in the city, it’s some of the most comforting. Put some coins in the table jukeboxes while you chow down on a hearty Pepperoni, a “Gaspare’s Special” with fresh tomatoes, roasted bell pepper, feta and mozzarella, or a spicy Enrico’s Pizza Caliente, loaded with jalapeno, sausage and onions.

Pizzetta 211: A long time favorite for “creative” (I hate to say Californian) thin crust pizza ($9-14; serves 1-2), their pizzas actually remind me of great pizzas in Italy – not Neopolitan-style, but simple, with uber-quality meats and vegetables, crispy crust, olive oil drizzle or an egg on top. I’ve been going here years before Pizzeria Delfina even opened and I think this place is way better (as are many!) Pizzetta’s lackluster service can leave something to be desired – and the space is not much bigger than a closet, so get it to go, or come early/late to sit at one of few indoor or outdoor tables. It’s all about the food here… even the daily changing baked goods and desserts are mouth-watering.

PORTOLA

When I mention Portola as an SF neighborhood, most locals say “Where??” Like me, you probably don’t spend a lot of time eating south of Bernal Heights. But I’ve kept quiet for too long about two gems full of dingy charm on San Bruno Avenue. In the midst of Asian food hole-in-the-walls, fast food joints, banks and ethnic markets, lies these two delicious, thankfully unhip food havens:

Breakfast at Tiffany’s:
2499 San Bruno Avenue (between Felton St & Thornton Ave) 415-468-0977

Like stepping back into the ‘70’s, this weathered breakfast shop flanked with a countertop and ripped, brown vinyl stools, is refreshingly down to earth. I love a faded “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” poster of Audrey Hepburn on the wall, cheerfully mocking the name of this dive. Sure, there are a few aged diners left in the city serving greasy breakfasts, but the difference here is that the food is great! Portions are huge and prices cheap. For $7, eat massive plates of everything from eggs to French toast. My favorite is Tiffany’s pancakes filled with fresh blueberries. They taste even better after you’ve watched them transform from batter to fluffy cakes on the griddle. I am crazy about the hash brown “sandwiches”, addictively stuffed with ham, cheese, onions, or other good things. The service feels straight out of a movie: everyone seems to know each other and treat you as if you’re a regular… even if you aren’t. A cassette tape player (yes, you heard right!) playing comforting oldies from the 1950’s and ’60’s completes the perfect picture of a neighborhood breakfast joint.

Johnson’s BBQ: For this avowed BBQ lover, I have to admit SF isn’t exactly swimming in fabulous BBQ joints. There are a few gems, some of the best outside the city, such as incomparable Uncle Frank’s in Mountain View. One of my city favorites is Johnson’s, also on San Bruno Ave right by Breakfast at Tiffany’s. This is Arkansas style BBQ… when they say their sauce is hot, they mean it. Lunch is a deal: for $6.75, I get a half order of the “pork sandwich” plus two sides (coleslaw, baked beans, yams, etc…), which is actually a huge heaping of BBQ pulled pork over a slice of bread (worth it even if you don’t want the bread!) They serve ribs, catfish, oxtails, links and more. I have to say the dingy environment is not appealing, though authentically like many of the best BBQ joints in the South. I get it to go.

The October issue of San Francisco Magazine dubbed West Portal the “Noe West” of San Francisco.  I do not see the similarity other than a high family quotient, finding my home of Noe more charming and intimate (biased, I know).  West Portal has a somewhat dated, suburban main street feel.  It’s also unpretentious, offering reasonably priced dining and shopping, a small three-screen movie theater showing a nice selection of films, and easy access around its Muni train hub.

There is a time-warp feeling here with a number of structures unchanged since the 1950’s, giving it a less than trendy, refreshingly real feel. I don’t recommend overpriced, circa-1980’s spots like Café for All Seasons, which are very popular with elderly, ladies-who-lunch crowds, but serve overpriced food (for example, salads are bland at around $15).  Here are a few spots of interest on the main drag of West Portal Avenue:

Bursa Kebab, 60 West Portal Ave (between Claremont Blvd & Portola Dr), 415-564-4006 – Though not the best Turkish food in SF, this restaurant offers fresh Middle Eastern food in a relaxed, chic dining room, though some dishes are bland compared to better citywide spots.

El Toreador

El Toreador, 50 West Portal Ave (between Claremont Blvd & Portola Dr), 415-566-8104 -  Don’t go here for the generic, greasy Mexican food unless you care little for quality or taste, but do go for the bright, colorful interior with Day of the Dead dolls and festive décor making it a welcome, unique environment for margaritas.

Fresca – Though I cringe as their prices continue to rise rather rapidly, making it less worth dining here all the time, the food (especially their ceviches, entrees and cocktails) is quite tasty at this local Peruvian chain, this being the original location.

Old Krakow – My pick for West Portal’s best food adventure is this rare Polish haven.  The décor is, in keeping with the area, dated, but cozily so.  It’s like dining in Grandpa & Grandma’s living room (Polish grandparents, naturally!)  Hearty, filling food tastes homemade but not amateur. I like traditional dishes such as the Herring, Garlic Soup or Stuffed (with rice, pork, ground beef) Cabbage Rolls in Tomato Sauce.  Polish beers (like the refreshing Zywiec) are also a highlight.

Que Syrah – A comfy neighborhood wine bar offering weekly wine flights along with the usual by-the-glass or bottle selections.

Roti – On food alone, I can’t recommend Roti, whose high-priced dishes are definitely good, but offer no taste improvement over many of SF’s hole-in-the-wall Indian spots at half the price.  But if you are looking for a classier place to have your naan and curries, this original location of a local chain (the other is in Burlingame) fits the bill perfectly. Just be prepared for $4 Garlic Naan (double the price of many city locations) or $14 for standards like Chicken Tikki Masala.